The United Kingdom of Ooferian Farmer Army 76 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.876 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 76ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.

The Ooferian Farmer Army 76ian economy, worth 149 trillion banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,059 banks, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 76's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ooferian Farmer Army 76 is ranked 138,612^th in the world and 5,742^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 64.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.